About
Welcome, devoted admirer
We celebrate Kat Parson with the solemn dignity of a royal coronation and the energy of a surprise birthday party.
Whether you are family, friend, or simply a person of excellent taste, you have arrived at the right place. Membership is free. Enthusiasm is required.
Perks
Membership benefits
- Exclusive right to say you are in the fan club
- Bragging rights at family gatherings
- Zero monthly fees (we are not that official)
- Instant Founding Member status via Google sign-in
- Downloadable membership card for your wallet or fridge
- Achievement badges for acts of Kat appreciation
Membership
Join today
Sign in with Google to unlock your card, oath, badges, and gallery contributions — synced to your account.
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Tradition
The official fan club oath
Sign in first, then swear the oath like the devoted fan you are.
Honours
Achievement badges
Earn recognition for acts of Kat appreciation. Some unlock automatically; others need a solemn tap.
Merch
Official merchandise
Coming soon™. Current inventory: this website, your membership card, and our collective enthusiasm.